A guy I had a crush on said I look like shit. What do I do?

Crush on better guys.

If I’m crushing on someone and they act like shit, they immediately enter my no-crush zone (not to be confused with friend zone—a completely made up thing).

Why? Because crushes are wonderful, “what if?”, magical gossamer, and rough treatment rips them asunder.

Direct your worthwhile attentions to lovely, considerate, crushable guys … and crush away happily.