How do husbands remain faithful to their wives? Over time their wives become uglier and less lovely. Why won’t they be tempted to cheat on their wives? What makes them faithful?
Yes, because your assessment of women’s attractiveness as they get older is such an attractive quality, you sweet talker you! You irresistible, silver-tongued seducer! Help me, I’m catching the vapors, I am! I swoon with love at your insults and put-downs of an entire class of people! Your utter dismissal of people’s commitments and what they find attractive is hot!**
(Barfs in mouth repeatedly.)
Someone’s getting uglier over time, but it’s not women as they age.
** All sarcasm, as if it wasn’t glaringly obvious.
AAAtheist 