If the number of guys my wife has been with before me is not supposed to be my business, then the number of women whom I am going to be with now is not supposed to be her business, isn’t it?

* Wow. * : – /

Immature much?

So you’re envious and/or jealous that your wife had more sexual partners than you did before you got married, am I right?

This is the only reason I can think of to explain your peevish one-upmanship. (One-upwomanship? One-uppersonship?)

Get over yourself or get divorced. Your wife deserves a partner that’s not going to hold her past against her and use it as a reason to act out.

If you want to fuck other people, you should have made sure your wife was on board with that before you got married. If she wasn’t (or isn’t), you’re just planning on being yet another lying cheater.

If I were her, I’d leave you with a head-spinning quickness.