Do you like women of different body types?

Oh, boy … this is gonna get ranty. Fair warning.

Personally, I have a wide range of attractions. I know what and who I like and what and who I don’t like.

What you won’t ever hear out of me is specifically what and who I don’t like.

If you know that I like certain kinds of women, it does not mean I like all women that fit that category.

And to those that have very specific tastes: trust me, I get it.

What I don’t get is your very public, hurtful, and dismissive dislikes.

Do you need to take fucking kindergarten again?

Seriously, just avoid dating and mentioning people who don’t do it for you.

The world does not need to know either (1) your very specific feelings of disgust or (2) your potentially creepy fetishism.

Here are some phrases I never need to hear again in a thousand lifetimes:

“Real women [fill in the blank].”

“No [fill in the blank].”

And now I’m going to fantasize about the women that do it for me.

And I’m still not telling you.