Happy New Year, felicitations, good wishes, and all the best for Team Freedom!

To assorted conservatives, authoritarians, traditionalists, and other sundry bigots, here’s to creating societies and a world that accelerate your necessary and long overdue irrelevance.

If you think that’s leading to an echo chamber with you shut out of it, …

… right back at you. It’s your own fault, anyway. Aside from slavery and legal segregation, you’ve never been worse than you are right now. Not only is my field of fucks barren, I’ve salted it, removed the soil, and paved it with concrete. It’s impossible for me to even plant one single, solitary fuck for you.

As a proud U.S. citizen, here’s to being rid of you for the next four years and into the foreseeable future.